à la Seinfeld, The Hangover Chronicles is based on the theory of ‘being about nothing.’ But without the bald (badum dum psssh) humour of George Kastanza, and written by a recent theatre graduate* , The Hangover Chronicles tries and fails to be somewhat funny. I encourage you to read it out of pity.


*A.k.a somebody who has sweet fuck all to do.
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parchmentpunk:

in case people haven’t heard about what’s happening to new zealand’s internet at the moment some techie nerd boy working at spark (formerly telecom) downloaded a file (from 4chan most likely) purporting to be the leaked celebrity nudes to a work computer.

turns out it was a virus that proceeded to attack a large portion of our internet infrastructure.

fucking nerd boys.

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  • Me: Who's a good boy?
  • Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  • Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
  • Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via lulz-time)

You would think that Andrew Jackson was giving you his undivided attention, and then you would glance over and notice that he had devoted the last several minutes to making a laborious sketch of an alligator.

“Mr. President!” you would gasp, indignantly.

“I have a bullet lodged inside my body,” he would say. “From killing a man in a duel. A better man than you.” He would resume drawing the alligator.

-On Presidential Doodlers

Said alligator:

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crazyforshoey:

my-darling-loki:

thewakeupcall:

this post is everything omg 

I seriously tried to scroll past this. I failed.

Aww :(

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eversoslightlyskewed:

Favourite thing that has happened on Twitter

eversoslightlyskewed:

Favourite thing that has happened on Twitter

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  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser