à la Seinfeld, The Hangover Chronicles is based on the theory of ‘being about nothing.’ But without the bald (badum dum psssh) humour of George Kastanza, and written by a recent theatre graduate* , The Hangover Chronicles tries and fails to be somewhat funny. I encourage you to read it out of pity.


*A.k.a somebody who has sweet fuck all to do.
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everythingscenic:

The Olivier Theatre.

Designing for this theatre would be unbelievable. With the combination of its “drum revolve” and the unique fly system made up of individual point hoists, the design possibilities seem endless. If only…

plantaplanta:

"Yes Mrs.Adams. I brought the marijuana into the house. And I’m taking it with me when I go"

plantaplanta:

"Yes Mrs.Adams. I brought the marijuana into the house. And I’m taking it with me when I go"

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merlwyb:

lemme see if it was any good
no delete it i look dumb

merlwyb:

lemme see if it was any good

no delete it i look dumb

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sixth-impact:

fuckedupwonderlandd:

little-sub-princess:

I feel this on a spiritual level

So relevant though..

it happens to the best of us

sixth-impact:

fuckedupwonderlandd:

little-sub-princess:

I feel this on a spiritual level

So relevant though..

it happens to the best of us

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Since her death in 1979, the woman who discovered what the universe is made of has not so much as received a memorial plaque. Her newspaper obituaries do not mention her greatest discovery. […] Every high school student knows that Isaac Newton discovered gravity, that Charles Darwin discovered evolution, and that Albert Einstein discovered the relativity of time. But when it comes to the composition of our universe, the textbooks simply say that the most abundant atom in the universe is hydrogen. And no one ever wonders how we know.

Jeremy Knowles, discussing the complete lack of recognition Cecilia Payne gets, even today, for her revolutionary discovery. (via alliterate)

OH WAIT LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT CECILIA PAYNE.

Cecilia Payne’s mother refused to spend money on her college education, so she won a scholarship to Cambridge.

Cecilia Payne completed her studies, but Cambridge wouldn’t give her a degree because she was a woman, so she said fuck that and moved to the United States to work at Harvard.

Cecilia Payne was the first person ever to earn a Ph.D. in astronomy from Radcliffe College, with what Otto Strauve called “the most brilliant Ph.D. thesis ever written in astronomy.”

Not only did Cecilia Payne discover what the universe is made of, she also discovered what the sun is made of (Henry Norris Russell, a fellow astronomer, is usually given credit for discovering that the sun’s composition is different from the Earth’s, but he came to his conclusions four years later than Payne—after telling her not to publish).

Cecilia Payne is the reason we know basically anything about variable stars (stars whose brightness as seen from earth fluctuates). Literally every other study on variable stars is based on her work.

Cecilia Payne was the first woman to be promoted to full professor from within Harvard, and is often credited with breaking the glass ceiling for women in the Harvard science department and in astronomy, as well as inspiring entire generations of women to take up science.

Cecilia Payne is awesome and everyone should know her.

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always reblog because you know women

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tastefullyoffensive:

Dj Khaled really needs some aspirin. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Dj Khaled really needs some aspirin. [x]

humorous:

handpickedhappiness:

thevoxbox:

charlesoberonn:

giftvvrap:

will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal

Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia

Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner

And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important

 

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