in case people haven’t heard about what’s happening to new zealand’s internet at the moment some techie nerd boy working at spark (formerly telecom) downloaded a file (from 4chan most likely) purporting to be the leaked celebrity nudes to a work computer.
turns out it was a virus that proceeded to attack a large portion of our internet infrastructure.
fucking nerd boys.
You would think that Andrew Jackson was giving you his undivided attention, and then you would glance over and notice that he had devoted the last several minutes to making a laborious sketch of an alligator.
“Mr. President!” you would gasp, indignantly.
“I have a bullet lodged inside my body,” he would say. “From killing a man in a duel. A better man than you.” He would resume drawing the alligator.